Knittin' Busters

Here's what happened yesterday. My car didn't want to move a single step. I was, at that moment, about to leave to the knitting club meeting in town. All my friends were there and I have been working on a 50 meter long scarf to last until the world will end. I called the auto mechanics to come and fix my car. when they finally arrived, 2 hours later, he told me that someone had put holes in the wheels. Someone had played a prank on me and I new just the ones who must've done it! It was the boys. They have been buggin' me the last week with all these revolting pranks, they even managed to trick me with a dead mouse! So, when the car was fixed, I drove to the knitting club in the centrum of town. As I arrived, I sat in my chair talking to my friends. We discussed all the great techniques in how to bind of these artworks made of string. Knitting might sound simple, bet here's a video of the world's fastest knitter! Beat that, and you can count on me being amazed!

After a few moments of talking, all of us got distracted by the big glas doors opened and in came a group of some oddly familiar women. They asked us if they could join the knitting club. "where do you come from, I don't think i've seen you here in Wales before." "Oh, we just moved here, from Norway." one of the strangly acting women replied. "o.k, lets start knitting!" the host exclaimed. As we were knitting and listening to music, the group of women where whispering and glaring at me now and then. Then, one of them came up to me and snatched my beautiful knitting out of my bare hands! Another one of them had a scissor and cut my scarf with a "slice." They ran to the other end of the room and left immediately, before I even could say a word. After they had left, I found a wig at the foot of the door. The note inside read "Belongs to Jon Thwaites." I knew they had been following me! Now i've just got to proove it to their parents. they'll be in more trouble then ever! I've had enough of them!


(source of image: http://lauragetscrafty.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/p1010466.jpg on march 6

Posted by Laura. web image.)

(Source of video: http://www.youtube.com/ Uploaded by millefleurx on Jan 19, 2008. web.)

Fatties

My lord what a day! My mornin' started, as usuall, with a big thermos filled with coffe. Then, I looked out my window, and you won't guess what I saw. It was a brand new fence, standing tall in the wind, right in my backyard. I went outside and found a note on one of the fences that read "Please! Just leave me and my friends alone! Don't hurt me! From Jon Thwaites"I can't believe this actually was in my garden! As I was going to my shop get all my stuff orginized, I saw all of the five boys ,dressed in their school uniforms, as they were leavin' to school. Something was different about how they looked. I suddenly noticed that the size of their bellies were as large as hot air baloons. Though, not filled with air, but with snacks and lots of candy! They were humungous! This moning, when I woke up, though, I got a horrible phone call. It was Mrs. Thwaites that called to ask why her "Poor little Baby" had grown so much in size since yesterday. That's when it all begun, My eardrums would've popped if they hadn't already in 1924, when I was 23. My dad had just begun playing the violin, whenhe played a horrible tune right next to my ear! I will never forget that day! Then, after all the shouting had stopped, I looked out the window and found all of the boys, giggling next to Jon Thwaites, who was imitating his mother's squeeky voice. My plan did not completely work like it should've, but at leat one part of my plan worked, making them burst!

Here's the third part of the series: Knitting for Dummies.

 (source: www.youtube.com Uploaded by fordummies on Nov 19, 2009. Viewed on march 14 

2012.web video.)

(source of image: http://www.animatedbuzz.com 13 januari web.)

Those Five Boys

'oday I walked with my 'eighbor Selese and talked 'bout knittin' ,but got distracted when, we spotted a 'ischievous boy runnin' past my gate and 'roke all of 'em! That naughty little one! I'll 'et 'em one 'ay! Those boys, they'll be creepin' around, touchin' me stuff! Angel must've been terrified! Angel is 'me sweetie. She'll be rubbin' 'gainst 'me shoulder, while i sit and knit. Those boys better watch out 'cause we're 'omin! I've got a 'tastical plan to stop their nonsense! They'll never taste another peice of 'andy again! Those little will 'et teeth black as 'oal! When they'll be 'nookin' around in my sweet shop, they'll 'et as much 'andy as they want! The twist is that after they've been eatin' all that 'andy, their stomachs will pop! No more 'andy in a while!Their mothers might complain, all iv'e got to say is that I 'aint told them to burst! Angel and me'll be laughing for the rest of that 'ay! Nothin' is gonne' stop us now!

By the way, every blog post I make, I will ad a video for people who think knitting is super easy. Master this, and I owe you one!!
Here's the first video in the series: Knitting for dummies

( Image taken from http://www.spring4sims.com/ by Hannah, January 18, 2010, web. )

(Video Taken from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkeGgEhdyHw by fordummies on the 19 nov 2009. Video web.)