Here's what happened yesterday. My car didn't want to move a single step. I was, at that moment, about to leave to the knitting club meeting in town. All my friends were there and I have been working on a 50 meter long scarf to last until the world will end. I called the auto mechanics to come and fix my car. when they finally arrived, 2 hours later, he told me that someone had put holes in the wheels. Someone had played a prank on me and I new just the ones who must've done it! It was the boys. They have been buggin' me the last week with all these revolting pranks, they even managed to trick me with a dead mouse! So, when the car was fixed, I drove to the knitting club in the centrum of town. As I arrived, I sat in my chair talking to my friends. We discussed all the great techniques in how to bind of these artworks made of string. Knitting might sound simple, bet here's a video of the world's fastest knitter! Beat that, and you can count on me being amazed!
After a few moments of talking, all of us got distracted by the big glas doors opened and in came a group of some oddly familiar women. They asked us if they could join the knitting club. "where do you come from, I don't think i've seen you here in Wales before." "Oh, we just moved here, from Norway." one of the strangly acting women replied. "o.k, lets start knitting!" the host exclaimed. As we were knitting and listening to music, the group of women where whispering and glaring at me now and then. Then, one of them came up to me and snatched my beautiful knitting out of my bare hands! Another one of them had a scissor and cut my scarf with a "slice." They ran to the other end of the room and left immediately, before I even could say a word. After they had left, I found a wig at the foot of the door. The note inside read "Belongs to Jon Thwaites." I knew they had been following me! Now i've just got to proove it to their parents. they'll be in more trouble then ever! I've had enough of them!
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