The Incredible Idea

My life ain't so bad after all. 'Oday I finally got 'em! Don't know 'ere to start. I 'ame to my shop and started to orginize my stuff, when I saw 'em all, walkin' 'ome from school, headin' right to my shop!One of 'em had a TON of money! That's why I 'aited for 'em to buy some 'andy before I put my plan into action. They 'oght 50 sherbet suckers and spent more 'an 100£! As they sucked the 'andy, I started my incredible plan. I waved the large banner in the air as the gazed at it without a blink! " Thenth customers of the 'ay! Free Candy! " the banner read. Then it all begun, " Go ahead " I told them, trying not to laugh. They grabbed the jars with both nhands and swallowed every peice of 'andy in their sight! These boys are a bit scary when they get a pinch of the sugar rush. I bet that if I placed a mouse in one of those jars, it would've ben gone in a whiz! My plan is really workin'1 Lets see how they feel tomorrow, wonder if they even come to school! Angel has already started the celebration!

Here's the seccond video in the series: Kniting for Dummies

(Source: http://www.moodyncheeky.com/ by: cheeky on the 29-june. viewed on March 12 2012. web.)

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Parental Warning

I woke up this morning and realized what day it was. It was the day where I would get those boys for good. I got out of my bed and filled my thermos with lots of coffee. While I was drinking my coffee, in the living room, Angel came in with my calender, like she always does.I looked up the day and found a small note that read "Parental Warning." I knew the plan by heart and was ready to take action.Today was my big day. Today I was going to bust those boys for good! The plan was to make the parents angry at their "poor" little children who have been miss behaving themselves for the past week. I called all my knitting friends to support my big feast by holding up banners and threatening to complain to the heads of Wales.As we all met up on Golden gate road 27, we marched right down to the first house. I ringed the doorbell and found  MY COUSIN was the mother of a boy that was supposed to be called "Roald." It was the hardest thing to do to protest against my own cousins child but, it had to happen some day. I told her all about how I felt and what had happened. The strange thing was that, from my point of view, it seemed like she was agreeing to every word I spoke. Here is my family's website, I think they call my cousin the grand high witch or something.


                              http://www.roalddahl.com/


After I had finished talking, the grand high witch told me that if I would catch her the mouse under her bed, she wouldn't hurt "Roald." I told her that I wanted him to get hurt. She understood my thinking and explained her troubled life. "I was at a hotel with a nasty boy to, boys are always so nasty and DEFIANTLY horribly smelling. She said she'd get all of them tonight. I am boy free!!!!!!

Knittin' Busters

Here's what happened yesterday. My car didn't want to move a single step. I was, at that moment, about to leave to the knitting club meeting in town. All my friends were there and I have been working on a 50 meter long scarf to last until the world will end. I called the auto mechanics to come and fix my car. when they finally arrived, 2 hours later, he told me that someone had put holes in the wheels. Someone had played a prank on me and I new just the ones who must've done it! It was the boys. They have been buggin' me the last week with all these revolting pranks, they even managed to trick me with a dead mouse! So, when the car was fixed, I drove to the knitting club in the centrum of town. As I arrived, I sat in my chair talking to my friends. We discussed all the great techniques in how to bind of these artworks made of string. Knitting might sound simple, bet here's a video of the world's fastest knitter! Beat that, and you can count on me being amazed!

After a few moments of talking, all of us got distracted by the big glas doors opened and in came a group of some oddly familiar women. They asked us if they could join the knitting club. "where do you come from, I don't think i've seen you here in Wales before." "Oh, we just moved here, from Norway." one of the strangly acting women replied. "o.k, lets start knitting!" the host exclaimed. As we were knitting and listening to music, the group of women where whispering and glaring at me now and then. Then, one of them came up to me and snatched my beautiful knitting out of my bare hands! Another one of them had a scissor and cut my scarf with a "slice." They ran to the other end of the room and left immediately, before I even could say a word. After they had left, I found a wig at the foot of the door. The note inside read "Belongs to Jon Thwaites." I knew they had been following me! Now i've just got to proove it to their parents. they'll be in more trouble then ever! I've had enough of them!


(source of image: http://lauragetscrafty.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/p1010466.jpg on march 6

Posted by Laura. web image.)

(Source of video: http://www.youtube.com/ Uploaded by millefleurx on Jan 19, 2008. web.)

Fatties

My lord what a day! My mornin' started, as usuall, with a big thermos filled with coffe. Then, I looked out my window, and you won't guess what I saw. It was a brand new fence, standing tall in the wind, right in my backyard. I went outside and found a note on one of the fences that read "Please! Just leave me and my friends alone! Don't hurt me! From Jon Thwaites"I can't believe this actually was in my garden! As I was going to my shop get all my stuff orginized, I saw all of the five boys ,dressed in their school uniforms, as they were leavin' to school. Something was different about how they looked. I suddenly noticed that the size of their bellies were as large as hot air baloons. Though, not filled with air, but with snacks and lots of candy! They were humungous! This moning, when I woke up, though, I got a horrible phone call. It was Mrs. Thwaites that called to ask why her "Poor little Baby" had grown so much in size since yesterday. That's when it all begun, My eardrums would've popped if they hadn't already in 1924, when I was 23. My dad had just begun playing the violin, whenhe played a horrible tune right next to my ear! I will never forget that day! Then, after all the shouting had stopped, I looked out the window and found all of the boys, giggling next to Jon Thwaites, who was imitating his mother's squeeky voice. My plan did not completely work like it should've, but at leat one part of my plan worked, making them burst!

Here's the third part of the series: Knitting for Dummies.

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2012.web video.)

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Those Five Boys

'oday I walked with my 'eighbor Selese and talked 'bout knittin' ,but got distracted when, we spotted a 'ischievous boy runnin' past my gate and 'roke all of 'em! That naughty little one! I'll 'et 'em one 'ay! Those boys, they'll be creepin' around, touchin' me stuff! Angel must've been terrified! Angel is 'me sweetie. She'll be rubbin' 'gainst 'me shoulder, while i sit and knit. Those boys better watch out 'cause we're 'omin! I've got a 'tastical plan to stop their nonsense! They'll never taste another peice of 'andy again! Those little will 'et teeth black as 'oal! When they'll be 'nookin' around in my sweet shop, they'll 'et as much 'andy as they want! The twist is that after they've been eatin' all that 'andy, their stomachs will pop! No more 'andy in a while!Their mothers might complain, all iv'e got to say is that I 'aint told them to burst! Angel and me'll be laughing for the rest of that 'ay! Nothin' is gonne' stop us now!

By the way, every blog post I make, I will ad a video for people who think knitting is super easy. Master this, and I owe you one!!
Here's the first video in the series: Knitting for dummies

( Image taken from http://www.spring4sims.com/ by Hannah, January 18, 2010, web. )

(Video Taken from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkeGgEhdyHw by fordummies on the 19 nov 2009. Video web.)