Parental Warning

I woke up this morning and realized what day it was. It was the day where I would get those boys for good. I got out of my bed and filled my thermos with lots of coffee. While I was drinking my coffee, in the living room, Angel came in with my calender, like she always does.I looked up the day and found a small note that read "Parental Warning." I knew the plan by heart and was ready to take action.Today was my big day. Today I was going to bust those boys for good! The plan was to make the parents angry at their "poor" little children who have been miss behaving themselves for the past week. I called all my knitting friends to support my big feast by holding up banners and threatening to complain to the heads of Wales.As we all met up on Golden gate road 27, we marched right down to the first house. I ringed the doorbell and found  MY COUSIN was the mother of a boy that was supposed to be called "Roald." It was the hardest thing to do to protest against my own cousins child but, it had to happen some day. I told her all about how I felt and what had happened. The strange thing was that, from my point of view, it seemed like she was agreeing to every word I spoke. Here is my family's website, I think they call my cousin the grand high witch or something.


                              http://www.roalddahl.com/


After I had finished talking, the grand high witch told me that if I would catch her the mouse under her bed, she wouldn't hurt "Roald." I told her that I wanted him to get hurt. She understood my thinking and explained her troubled life. "I was at a hotel with a nasty boy to, boys are always so nasty and DEFIANTLY horribly smelling. She said she'd get all of them tonight. I am boy free!!!!!!